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Oompa Demotivational Poster


OOMPA LOOMPA - doopity doo tanning beds will do this to you.


TAGS: tanning bed oompa loompa
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Freeway911

Freeway911 - May 6, 2012, 8:32 pm
Thanks. I plan to add more so save the extra 5L for one that may not be so good.
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:12 pm

i lol'd. you got 5L. then i saw it was your first poster. congrats...i'd give you another 5L for this being your first if i could. :)


SIR - you do know that taking candy from a baby IS a legal crime?


TAGS: oompa loompa
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:32 pm
Wait...how can a crime be legal?


TUBA PLAYERS -


TAGS: oooooompa
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Sean

CANADA - November 22, 2009, 1:35 am
I play Sax and 12 string acoustic
Sean - November 22, 2009, 1:04 am
Good night, Big Wind.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 12:49 am
And I'm out, good night Motifake
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:32 am
Back in a bit.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:31 am
He's good... he's got skills... but I am a cagey veteran.
Sean - November 22, 2009, 12:29 am
Aggy you need a good cutman if you're gonna spar with Dre.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 12:28 am
Aight, take it easy
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:26 am
Back in a little. If you're not around later, have a good..... well, saturday night!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:25 am
LOL.... I think.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 12:00 am
I can see that
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:59 pm
Dre... just keep focused. I lived two lifetimes by 25, then started a great career in h**el/casino until about 2 years ago. Now I'm an electrician... doing almost nothing interesting. Helluva trade-off.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 11:55 pm
You're that good?
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:54 pm
Sean is harboring some powerful memories.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 11:52 pm
Wow Sean, you just hating on everything about me now
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:52 pm
I remember you loving it a lot.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 11:51 pm
They even believe in evolution now. Hurrahhhhhh!
Sean - November 21, 2009, 11:51 pm
I didn't just type that. I love Catholicism. It's my favourite religion. I swear.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:51 pm
Rats... time to move again.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
Catholic priest? Father Aggiford? Is that you????
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
LOL... often. But, it comes with being a typical wop in a typical wop line of work. No, not an organ grinder with a monkey, and I didn't own a fruit cart.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
But....you got laid eventually, right?
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
I had direction and purpose then, but no future. Took quite a while to figure it out. I know... still not giving you a brighter outlook.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thanks....I guess
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Well... from the sound of it, you are more promising than I was back then.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
Lol, not a hundred percent sure yet
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
Wait.... in college, and not getting laid? I never had to go to college to not get laid. What the hell are you doing over there?
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
Not really know, and since I'm in college, I'm in even worse shape
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
Well, Dre.... it's Saturday night... I can't fox trot, and here I am, too. Wait... that's no help, is it?
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 11:25 pm
Its a Saturday night, and I'm not getting laid so.....
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:23 pm
LOL.... you don't seem convinced.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
Thats what my mom said
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:06 pm
Ballroom dancing is always impressive.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 11:00 pm
Well, I also was good at the foxtrot if that counts for anything
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:58 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! Now, I just feel bad.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 10:58 pm
um.........
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:56 pm
It's not like you were in ballet, Dre.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 10:46 pm
Don't worry aboot it, Dre ... if any of them come askin' for you ... we haven't seen ya around in quite a while. Hell, I'll even tell them I heard you got sh** trying to rob a Pottery Barn. Yer welcome.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 10:38 pm
you're
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 10:37 pm
........f***, your right
Sean - November 21, 2009, 10:37 pm
And how much respect did it get ya, Dre? Some? Any? Nodda? Negative nodda? In fact you still owe some respect to the members of the glee club, don't you?
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 10:32 pm
I was a tuba player....
Sean - June 26, 2009, 9:44 pm
Kazoo, actually. Those clarinet dudes think they're sooooo h**. Stupid show offs.
agdaniele - June 26, 2009, 8:39 pm
Not everyone had YOUR foresight to choose the clarinet, Sean.


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